Happy birthday from the most amazing person in the world. A pun makes use of words that have more than one meaning, or words that sound similar but have different meanings, to humorous effect. See more ideas about Birthday puns, Funny birthday cards, Birthday cards. Old People Jokes One Liners – Short Old People Jokes. It got a little sappy. 47. Lemur alone. Oh ship, it’s your birthday. You're fortunate to read a set of the 44 funniest jokes and morbid puns. Let us go straight to elephant puns. What’s more, when the daunting fact we're literally being forced to be isolated from our loved ones hits, it’s nice to remember that actually, we’re all in this together. 30th Birthday Jokes: One-Liners. Nothing says you're a witty gifter like punny greeting cards do! 44. My birthday prayer for you is that you’ll never experience the misfortune of having as many enemies as Donald Trump. Enjoy. Some of the puns are a little cheesy but you curd enjoy them. 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Please feel free to browse through the rest of our store to find greeting cards for all occasions! If you have more funny elephant puns to share with us, please send us a message in the comment section and we will try to update this list. The Finn Man Jul 21, 2018 - Explore Kayla Felder's board "Birthday puns" on Pinterest. A pun is a joke that makes a play on words. Life not only begins at 30, it begins to show. Word play around the topic of whales is quite common on the internet, partly due do the versatility of the word “whale” itself as a pun (while, well, will, …), but perhaps mostly because people just love whales. If puns were a food, we’d gorge ourselves stupid on them. Salted Caramel (gf) "I got you cheesy puns for your birthday" Pistachio (gf) "May your birthday be on point" Vanilla (gf) "A toast to you!" 30th birthday jokes so you can laugh about it, not think about it. Why are Jeremy Corbyn’s Christmas cards on the floor? 2. 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